Saturday, August 15, 2009
THE BIG MOVERS AND SHAKERS
The biggest movers in and out of English football this summer came and went from Manchester; the Old Trafford Megastore reported all of their life size Ronaldo dolls missing as 8 removal vans headed into the direction of Madrid. Sales of Speedos have also plummeted in the region.
Meanwhile, hospitals in the Greater Manchester area cracked open endless bottles of champagne, celebrating that the arrival of Michael Owen will bring employment and job security for years to come.
Posted by Loo Read at 12:58 AM